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New Records Reveal the Mess RFK Jr. Left When He Dumped a Dead Bear in Central Park

DATE: 1/7/2026SOURCE: WIREDCAT: CultureTYPE: TEXT/MARKDOWN

New Records Reveal the Mess RFK Jr. Left When He Dumped a Dead Bear in Central Park

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SOURCE [🌐]: → https://www.wired.com/story/rfk-jr-dead-bear-cub-central-park-photo/
CATEGORY: Culture
IDENTIFIER: WIRED
CONTRIBUTOR: Caroline Haskins
METADATA: SOURCE: WIRED // DATE: Wed, 07 Jan 2026 16:24:31 +0000


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